Chapter Nine: What is the experience of Xiaolongnv speaking Northeast dialect

Oh my, your idea is simply genius

I remember your esteemed mother

This statement left not only Aunt Liu but also Liu Yifei in a state of astonishment

Shen Fang spoke eloquently, "There is a film called 'Being John Malkovich.' In this film, the master performer John Malkovich delivers an unforgettable performance. Moreover, this movie is also quite interesting; its English title is 'Being John Malkovich.' I believe this film suggests the life of an actor, as they are always required to play many roles, or simply put, to play others.

Shen Fang has made a move, returning the favor in kind, and the girl listened intently

Xiao Mi noticed that Shen Fang's expression did not change, so she probably said something wrong

I can't learn it? Come on! Teach me and let me try!

Alas? What is happening? How can it be snowing?

How about you, you ... ...

Do not cause trouble!

If one were the protagonist of an online novel, one should shout at Aunt Liu.

Shen Fang couldn't help but sigh, "I am from Northeast China. I originally thought that since Aunt Liu is from Northeast China, you could be considered half a Northeasterner as well. I helped out before because I thought we were both half fellow townspeople. But in the end... sigh"

However, the third brother is somewhat clever

Shen Fang did not make things difficult for her, as his own down jacket was thick enough to handle the night without much issue

Do not force it

"You are the toad!" As soon as this was said by Xiao Mi, it made her even more infuriated and laugh at the same time

In Liu Yifei's beautiful eyes, there are filled with question marks

Hearing these words, Liu Yifei felt as if she had opened the door to a new world.

I will leave tomorrow, when will you?

It is said that I bumped my car against the curb, and it was quite a mess.

Liu Yifei truly did not expect that her mother would return so quickly. Previously, when she mentioned wanting to drink iced red tea, it was simply a hope to buy some more time.

Oh no! Please do not cause trouble!

Silent efforts, accumulated bit by bit, are the only way to change one's original destiny

Liu Yifei listened and couldn't help but glance at Shen Fang a couple more times

That's too much

Of course, no filming can take place in heavy snow, and all the crew members have withdrawn. In this Desolate Valley, or simply put, the Xiangshan Film and Television City, it is likely that only Shen Fang and Xiao Mi remain now

I did not expect it to be today

How to make it look real

It is unknown how much time has passed

"Will we freeze to death?" The girl expressed some fear

Pule pule

Absolutely not

What is it

What should I do

At that moment, the girl noticed something.

Saved, haha

Ah? There is still a bottle of iced red tea!

By the way

Shen Fang was much calmer, and indeed, he had his ways.

Liu Yifei inexplicably found this matter very amusing, and moreover, just thinking about the fact that her mother had never spoken in the Northeast dialect, even though she was clearly from Northeast China

Yes... um? What do you mean?

I couldn't help but hit him a couple of times, yet he managed to dodge it

"Yes, it is indeed acting." Shen Fang simply continued to play along, "We just mentioned an Oscar-winning film."

In film production, it is not only necessary to have background actors, but also many other types of professionals.

You are quite good at making things up

How did your conversation with Feifei sister go

As soon as Lao San entered the room, he headed straight for the iced red tea

Feifei, what exactly is going on

Let's find a place to discuss that film "Being John Malkovich"

Just as I was filled with poetic inspiration, I was suddenly given a slap on the back

However, Aunt Liu did not pay any attention to such a minor actor as Shen Fang, nor did she even remember his name, let alone his face

Xiao Mi and Shen Fang changed back into their original clothes, and they chatted again about the art examination matters

He indeed cannot enter through normal channels, and the heads of the "The Return of the Condor Heroes" production team no longer dare to approach him

What should he do

Liu Yifei couldn't help but laugh after hearing this, "What is there to sigh about!"

... ...

Shen Fang felt that discussing topics of gratitude was indeed somewhat tedious

It is said that ... ...

So he was asking about this

What if not

No.

Then, the third brother sneaked into the film crew

If he truly succeeds, he will definitely be able to enjoy a period of leisure

Did she tell you?

Before Lao San was unable to succeed, he was truly unwilling to accept it

What is the matter with you, girl

This sentence does not need to be said

Moreover, the more I think about it, the more frustrated I become

This further fueled his resentment

Oh, what a coincidence

You are the toad!

In the past, when Lao San was mingling around, he had a friend who happened to be working on the renovation of a film crew, so he became a renovation worker.

The little temper has already been stirred up, and no one can stop it

So, which sentence is better

First, they brought that kind of medicine

Stop being pretentious, just call me Aunt Liu

However, Shen Fang remembers very clearly that there indeed was such a heavy snowfall

Why have I never heard you speak in the Northeast dialect

He understood that Aunt Liu was likely deliberately giving him a hard time

Shen Fang has started to cause trouble, "Aunt Liu didn't teach you, do you want to learn?"

Shen Fang looked at the girl, her unprepared manner of lying... it was rather endearing

I couldn't help but think of a poem by Xin Jiaxuan

The opportunity has arrived

She just wants to express her gratitude to me

This certainly was not consumed by her alone; even if she did drink it, that would be acceptable. The Mother of Celestial Beings turns out to be so free-spirited; this is indeed a headline worthy of gossip, and thus I followed along.

How? You don't think this is fate, do you? Let me tell you, don't let a toad aspire to eat swan meat

The young lady simply could not help but laugh, yet she still wanted to say a phrase in her dialect from her hometown.

He is a puppeteer

Alright, I will teach you the simplest phrase

It is also tomorrow

Let's change the subject

Originally, he wanted to find that troublemaker, but the production team soon no longer needed him

He had previously established contact with the paparazzi, promising a substantial sum of money upon success

You also find it difficult to say this.

Liu Yifei is not yet eighteen years old this year, but do not be fooled by her young age; she is very alert.

... ...

Pulling the girl along, they arrived at that "wedding room"; as soon as the little mistress arrived, she smiled.

The girl joyfully threw herself onto the bed, leaving Shen Fang somewhat helpless for a moment

That fellow Lao San has come up with an even more insidious idea; he wants to bring the celestial beings down to the mortal realm

At this moment, Shen Fang, dressed in green, and Liu Yifei, clad in white, find themselves in this wedding room adorned predominantly in red. One is earnestly teaching the Northeast dialect, while the other is diligently learning. This scene is as amusing as it can be.

Ha... I certainly know it is that simple, otherwise, how would I help her find you? Hey, hey, are you this guy trying to reach for something unattainable?

Ke Shenfang is a mature man; he is aware of the differences between himself and Liu Yifei, and he knows what he should do.

The rise of Xiao Mi Chat prompted her to pull Shen Fang to find a room to discuss the art examination

However, Aunt Liu witnessed this scene... The iced red tea in her hand and the kettle nearly fell to the ground

When the time finally comes, the valley of heartbreak is already a vast expanse of white, with large flakes of snow continuously falling from the sky

Lao San was about to give up, but this time, he saw Aunt Liu buying a bottle of iced red tea

Is it really that simple

I bumped my head against the curb, and it was quite embarrassing... haha... I can't take it anymore

Even this snowfall became big news in the area, but Shen Fang did not remember which day it was

Here are the prepared bedding sets; although they are bright red wedding quilts, the two of them will certainly manage for one night without any issues

It can only be said that Aunt Liu's protective instinct towards her daughter is excessively strong

Liu Yifei smiled and said, "I don't know, my mother, she has never mentioned it."

Will you teach?

What is strange

I am extremely curious

In the wedding chamber of the Valley of No Return, something seems to be amiss now

It's nothing, just chatting with Brother Shen. By the way, we are exchanging acting skills.

Indeed, how can you say that this film is about the actors? Isn't it a rather marvelous story

I am Bolinggai

Therefore, I am teaching Miss Liu Yifei the Northeast dialect, as she may need to portray a Northeastern person in the future

Shen Fang let out a helpless smile; he had just gained clarity of thought and was not concerned at this moment

Do not underestimate the youth in poverty

Unfortunately, there has not been much opportunity.

Not natural enough

What exactly did I miss in the past

At first, it was perceived as interesting, but then it became somewhat shy

What are you thinking about

According to the seller of the medicine, even a virtuous woman would become promiscuous after consuming this thing

Who else could it be but Yang Xiaomi, with such behavior

In solitude, vast and desolate, I am intoxicated and do not wish to return. As dusk falls and the sky turns cold, I long to go back. How long has it been since I ventured to admire the plum blossoms and tread upon the snow? Now I reflect, the willows sway gently.

Ahem... the celestial being cleared her throat, preparing to deliver a serious remark.

... ...

I am somewhat concerned that you may not necessarily be able to learn it

Why is my daughter talking to him

Once that fellow named Shen Fang left, the two celestial beings, mother and daughter, sent them off again

And this is precisely the most splendid aspect of the profession of an actor

Seeing Shen Fang's outfit, Aunt Liu took him for a background actor

Hmm, Aunt Liu, I remember you are from Northeast China

If you only follow the story as presented in the film, it is indeed just a fantasy tale. But what if you step back and view it from a different perspective? Let me remind you, do you not consider John Cusack and Cameron Diaz as real people, but merely as individual 'characters'? Moreover, do you remember what the male lead Cusack's original profession was?

Hello, Aunt Liu, I am an actor named Shen Fang

At that time, not only will the celestial beings descend to the mortal realm, but the entire crew of "The Return of the Condor Heroes" will also undoubtedly have a significant impact

In fact, last time Shen Fang had a brief scene with Liu Yifei, it was truly a hand scene

Indeed, it is quite strange

Shen Fang saw the little appearance of the celestial being stirred up with fighting spirit, and he knew that he had already succeeded

The girl naturally also thought of this issue, could it be that the two are to share the same bed?

He carries potions and syringes with him every day, intending to find an opportunity to drug the celestial being

Walking in the Valley of No Return, gazing at the sunset on the horizon

Although it is winter now, Xiangshan rarely experiences snowfall in this month

At the western bank of Baishi Gang, a sense of idle sorrow lingers, with fragrant grass flourishing. The affectionate mountain birds need not sing. The peach and plum trees do not speak, yet a path naturally forms beneath them

This plan not only alleviates the resentment in my heart, but also allows for a financial gain

The two of them laughed and joked for a while, and then they began discussing the art examination again

Shen Fang had not expected Liu Yifei to see him off, but he could not help but notice Aunt Liu's unfriendly expression

The celestial being's food and drink are all prepared by her mother, and the water bottle is also brought by herself

A once-in-a-thousand-years opportunity

The plan of the third brother is as follows: to expose the celestial being's disgraceful behavior by administering drugs, and then to notify the paparazzi to come and take photographs

Indeed, it is said that the peach and plum trees do not speak, yet a path is naturally formed beneath them

Who are you

I don't find it particularly meaningful; I just feel that it is somewhat strange

The celestial being winked at him